1. Feed him. About 100ml ought to do it.
2. Give him a comforting little pat.
3. Whip the bag over his head when he's not looking.
4. Give it a twist to ensure no koala "bits" (claws, teeth) can get out.
5. Hey presto! One bagged koala!
(Don't try this at home!)
Click here to see more photos of this week's koala patients recovering at the Koala Hospital, Port Macquarie.